meowmaniaaa

ASK:   Submit   22, queer, brooklyn.

zomg someone plz bring me ice cream and snuggle on the couch and watch twin peaks with me it’s all I want for my 23rd birthday k thnx.

— 5 hours ago with 2 notes
we just finished season 1… who killed laura palmer? #twinpeaks

we just finished season 1… who killed laura palmer? #twinpeaks

— 5 hours ago with 6 notes
#twinpeaks 

babrahamlincoln:

sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out

(via venusflytrapvagina)

— 11 hours ago with 108542 notes
kellypope:

brilliantbotany:

health-gasm:

fit-free-fun:

thehealthywarrior:

weightwatcherqueen:

Terrific Tip: Flip the bell peppers over to check their gender. The ones with four bumps are female and those with three bumps are male. The female peppers are full of seeds, but sweeter and better for eating raw and the males are better for cooking. Isn’t that cool? 


That is awesome!

if this is true this is so freaking cool

Definitely not true. Bell peppers are the fruits of Capsicum annum, and in botanical terms they are berries: a mature fruit formed from a single ovary. There is no such thing as a male or female pepper; they are all matured ovaries that contain seeds.

cishets are so weird about gendered bodies

kellypope:

brilliantbotany:

health-gasm:

fit-free-fun:

thehealthywarrior:

weightwatcherqueen:

Terrific Tip: Flip the bell peppers over to check their gender. The ones with four bumps are female and those with three bumps are male. The female peppers are full of seeds, but sweeter and better for eating raw and the males are better for cooking. Isn’t that cool? 

That is awesome!

if this is true this is so freaking cool

Definitely not true. Bell peppers are the fruits of Capsicum annum, and in botanical terms they are berries: a mature fruit formed from a single ovary. There is no such thing as a male or female pepper; they are all matured ovaries that contain seeds.

cishets are so weird about gendered bodies

— 19 hours ago with 9887 notes

said goodbye to my friend for three weeks and she held my hand under the table then she kissed me and I kissed her back now she’s off to Columbia to meet her girlfriends parents someone help me plz I’m sad and turning into a lifetime movie

— 1 day ago with 2 notes
23: the year of practical birthday gifts and good oral hygiene #thanksmom

23: the year of practical birthday gifts and good oral hygiene #thanksmom

— 1 day ago with 3 notes
#thanksmom 
thecaptainsaid:

the galaxy - yayoi kusama

thecaptainsaid:

the galaxy - yayoi kusama

(Source: allthingsthesvop)

— 1 day ago with 1184 notes

"Taxes pay for the gayest stuff. Who pays for the library? Taxes. Parks? Beaches? The army? They pay for the policeman and the fireman too if you think about it; I just can’t wait for the day I walk by a policeman and I tell him, ‘I pay for your outfit!’"

(Source: ilanaglzer, via ilanawexler)

— 1 day ago with 143 notes
the89thkey:

Birthday shoutout to this cool kitten, who has one of the biggest hearts and raddest spirits out there. I am so grateful for our weird friendship. I hope this year brings you unparalleled joy and lots of expensive cheeses!

Forgive me for posting such a silly screenshot- but Google sync’d it to my new phone somehow and it was too goofy and happy to not share :)

this is the loveliest and I’m so grateful for you a. im a lucky cat indeed 😻

the89thkey:

Birthday shoutout to this cool kitten, who has one of the biggest hearts and raddest spirits out there. I am so grateful for our weird friendship. I hope this year brings you unparalleled joy and lots of expensive cheeses!

Forgive me for posting such a silly screenshot- but Google sync’d it to my new phone somehow and it was too goofy and happy to not share :)

this is the loveliest and I’m so grateful for you a. im a lucky cat indeed 😻

— 1 day ago with 4 notes